My advice to groms is always:
1. Shut the fuck up!
2. Don’t be a pussy!
3. Skate faster!
Other than that, don’t be tied down by anything except things you love. Take advantage of every opportunity, wasted opportunities turn to regrets.
Hi my name is Dubes. I’m grumpy all the time, but the best friend you will ever have. I don’t care how people think of me, or what people say about me. Going fast is fun. Everything else does not interest me. I don’t remember how many concussions, or how many runs over 120 k I’ve had. I look like I’m homeless half the time, or at least living out my car. Max Capps beat me once, but he cheated, so it’s OK. Breakfast for dinner is pretty sick. A lot of people mistake me being a realist, with me being a dick, oh well. I cut my hair when my helmet doesn’t fit anymore.